Mickey Mouse, former Vancouver mayor Royce Pollard, Ridgefield City Council candidate Tim Wilson and Donald Duck were all popular write-in choices for Clark County voters in the 2013 general election.
Rather than pick one of the candidates already on the ballot, hundreds of the county’s voters wrote in their own suggestions. While some wrote in the names of living people in Clark County, others appeared to protest a race by suggesting fictional characters, celebrities and even one of our nation’s biggest enemies.
More than 350 races drew written comments, not names, on the write-in line, and more than 400 races drew some variation of “no one,” “none” or “nobody.” After that, Mickey Mouse was written in more than 70 times, Pollard got more than 50 write-in votes, Donald Duck was written in 30 times, and “Pro Life Rita” got 16 write-in votes.
Other notes on Clark County write-ins this election:
- I’m not sure what this says about our society, but basketball player Kobe Bryant and Jesus Christ both received seven write-in votes.
- Superman received three write-in votes, but so did Osama bin Laden.
- Charlie Brown might be a good man, but he only got two write-in votes (cue the sad Charlie Brown music).
- The force was not with Yoda, who only got one vote.
- Is there a write-in gender gap? Minnie Mouse only got 12 votes, and Daisy Duck only got one. Melinda Gates got seven votes to husband Bill Gates’ eight.
- A few voters wrote-in an expletive or an inappropriate fake name.
Although writing in a funny name or comment might amuse some voters, it creates a headache for election officials. Clark County Elections Supervisor Cathie Garber said it took three staff members a couple days altogether to tally and record write-ins. If the number of write-ins is large enough, officials are required by state law to record them.
“People trying to be humorous … don’t really realize how much time it takes to wade through those, and they aren’t really helpful for the process of electing a person,” Garber said.
The moral of the story: if you can’t stomach either candidate, it saves election officials time if you just leave that race blank.
The list compiled by the county doesn’t include votes in a Ridgefield City Council race for write-in candidate Tim Wilson. He got 477 votes in his unsuccessful bid to unseat Ron Onslow.
Outside of the Ridgefield race, however, it appears some voters continued to take his slogan, “Write in Tim,” to heart. Wilson appeared as a write-in for other races at least 97 times.