Stacee Sellers is back on top

It’s been nearly two years since former Washougal Mayor Stacee Sellers lost her bid for re-election and disappeared from Clark County.

But like Elvis and Tupac, reported sightings continue to trickle in.

The latest: Sellers is penning her first book.

The best part: The title. “Foreplay: How to get back on top.”

No joke.

Here’s the description of the book, as written on her LinkedIn page:

“This is my experiences of letting go of negativity, self doubt, judgment and fear and living the life I always dreamed I could.”

She’s still getting handsy with her massage therapy business called a la paix on the potomac (which translates to “peace on the Potomac”).

She has also apparently started another business, iRealtorAssistant, and is a social media and marketing consultant for Talk The Talk Fusion.

On her LinkedIn profile, she gives more insight into what the last two years have been like and makes a mention of her time in Washougal.

She does not, however, mention that she was known in Clark County for her questionable use of a city credit card during her visit to the Eye Candy Lounge in Las Vegas. Nor does she mention that an auditor’s report from her time in office revealed that $100,000 of city funds were, and remain, unaccounted for.

“Like so many others all over the world I spent a great portion of my life miserable. One day I decided that I had been feeling sorry for myself long enough. I made a decision to get my life on track and spend the rest of my days empowering others and building the best relationships possible.”

“The thing is, in my past, I took many of my friendships for granted. I was in small town politics and building relationships came naturally for me. Unfortunately things went downhill very quick. I had a rough re-election campaign which I was not prepared for and found myself out of office, penniless and lonely. I decided I needed a complete transformation. I wanted to have an abundance of quality friendships. I also never wanted to be out of money, I wanted to become a millionaire and use network marketing as that vehicle. It was an excellent education and I am dedicated to my company, iRealtorAssistant, www.iRealtorAssistant.com. I am on the right track now and I love what I do.”