There’s the beef
We are watching some cow judging. It’s not on the Fan Fair Schedule so I can’t tell you exactly what the competition is. All the cows are black, they all appear to be female, there is a lot of talk of “heifers,” and the judging classes seem to be determined by how old the animal is.
Utters appear to be important, particularly well balanced ones. Traveling well is a bonus, as is having lots of length and goodness. I have no idea what any of this means, but it sure sounds like a fine wine.
Speaking of whine, there’s a lot of that going on, too. So much mooing! All deep and with purpose. Perhaps they don’t appreciate my husband eating his lunch right in front of them. He got a Monster Burger. Mmmm.