Sports

An Entertaining Look At The Blazers

Want to get some sense of how the Blazer game is going on a given night? Follow Matt Calkins’ twitter feed at blazerbanter. Some gems from Sunday’s win over the Cavs:

— If you can’t find a way to be bored watching this game, you are hopeless

— Press row has switched TV to QVC

— Now trending in Portland #Yawning

— Craig Smith is shaped like a dryer